Category: Funny Stuff
Tell a Friend (or a Non-Friend)
When I became active on social media and started blogging I promised myself I was never going to use those tools to say “buy my book.” I made this vow primarily because such direct shilling makes me profoundly uncomfortable when I am on the receiving end of it.
Now, with the launch of my debut novel. The Sister Queens, only 2-weeks away (March 6th), and knowing as I do how important it is to sell well in the two weeks after the book debuts there is a considerable amount of temptation to break my word. As an individual who embraces “historical” values, however, I still believe “a man’s word is his bond” (ditto a woman’s word). So what to do? Make all the new friends I’ve made on twitter, facebook and through this website feel uncomfortable by hitting them up? Or remain silent and possibly miss sales?
As I tend to do whenever faced with unpalatable choices, I’ve imagined a third option (darn creative types, always imagining things). So today, and without breaking any promises, I am asking you to tell someone else to buy my book. You don’t have to spend a dime of your own money on The Sister Queens if you don’t want to, but please consider suggesting or recommending it to someone else.
How, you may ask, can I do that when I’ve never read The Sister Queens? Ah, but here’s the beauty of my suggestion—I didn’t specify WHO you should tell. If you suspect, based on your virtual acquaintance with me, that I am only good for 140 character quips and I probably should have stuck to Twitter, then recommend The Sister Queens to your mother-in-law, that lady in the next cubicle at work who talks too loudly on her phone about matters of personal hygiene, or any other person you are not particularly crazy about. Sale for me; revenge for you.
If, on the other hand, anything I’ve said in this forum or elsewhere has resonated with you or made you think, “that woman can write,” then please mention The Sister Queens to a friend. It won’t cost you anything and you will be doing me a big favor. Heck you might be doing your book-mad friend a favor too.
Wife-Swap Ancient Greek Style
I prefer the Athenian lifestyle . . . too bad about the no-votes-for-women thing.
There Ought to be a Law!
Real Tudor laws leave a gentleman in nothing but his skivvies. Elizabeth may not see the humor in this, but I CERTAINLY do.
Funny Feline
I have a certain weakness for cats – well, I don’t consider it a “weakness,” but my husband most definitely does. Having lost my beloved Siamese nearly a year ago, I currently live with two senior-felines, both of whom believe that I “live to serve” (them, of course). Perhaps that is why this cartoon resonated with me.
Period Costumes May Look Lovely. . .But I Like Zippers Myself
And to think, only this weekend my son asked me who invented the zipper. I am quite certain this is not this historically correct answer but it is funny as heck.
The Invention of the Most Underrated Modern Technology — powered by Cracked.com
The Bronze Age – Yes, Resistance to New Technology Goes Way Back :)
“Stone was all my old dad ever needed. . .”
Don’t we all feel like this sometimes? I mean when my laptop was last in the shop for a couple of days I felt a certain nostalgia for the selectric typewriter that sat on my mother’s desk when I was growing up.
Who Says the English Civil War Isn’t Funny?
Forget the Sharks and the Jets, the Roundheads and the Royalists are ready to rumble.
Mispronunciation – It’s a Killer
Everybody mispronounces a word or uses a malapropism now and again (well, not again in this scenario). Lighten up people.
Oh, and have a marvelous Labor Day weekend!
Mr. Darcy: Freestyle Disco Champion of All Derbyshire
Here is a touch of historical humor as we head into the weekend. Those of us on the east coast in particular could use a little levity as Irene bears down on us with all her predicted damage and inconvenience. So have a laugh or two before the power goes out. I do believe Jane Austen herself would get a chuckle out of this one.
Sunday Funnies: Henry VIII Meets the “Sassy Gay Friend”
“If I did that there’d be nothing but a bunch of necks working at the DMV” — truer words than that have never been spoke